An ode to bladder weakness

Give me a break. Bladder weakness is a sign that you have earned your stripes as a woman. So I thought I would share my ode to female incontinence.

It’s everywhere and nowhere, lady,
That’s where it’s at
Women won’t talk about it
but they know where it’s at
Giving up across this country
and feeling flat
Saying everything is groovy
When it’s owt but that!

And it’s hi-ho panty lining
Anywhere you go now, lady
I see your eyes are shining and you can board the bus
Cos you’ve got life sussed

Wees are in your knickers, lady
You’re just like me
You have got your age and family,
Only nothing’s for free
Bladder’s a-gonna get you someday,
Just wait and see
So pop on your Tena Lady
And celebrate with me

And it’s hi-ho panty lining
Anywhere you go, well, lady
I see the sun is shining and your’re one of us
If bladder weakness you discuss

At home or away, I rely on Tena Lady and strongly suspect if I asked you to “Lend me a Tena!” you might have one in your bag too. Like I say it means you have your stripes!

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TENA Lady are the UK’s number one female bladder weakness brand. Their recent survey into bladder weakness found up to half of all British women (47 per cent) have experienced bladder weakness so I think we need to talk about it more. Let’s raise awareness and reduce stigma.

Check out the TENA website for more information and free product samples.

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6 Comments

  1. emma March 20, 2016 / 3:31 pm

    I can so relate, love this so much
    #prose4T
    feel free to link it at #treasuredmoments if you’d like to
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  2. Claire Kirby March 23, 2016 / 1:50 pm

    Brilliant. Trampolines are not my friend these days! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

  3. Verily Victoria Vocalises March 23, 2016 / 4:41 pm

    This is brilliantly done Kate! I love it! Very funny 🙂 Thank you so much for linking to Prose for Thought – it is great to see you xx

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