There was a sad woman on telly
who hoped she was shrinking my belly
She said Brand New You
I escaped to the loo
And went to the kitchen for jelly!
Dedicated to Lorraine Kelly.
Award-winning writer, blogger, social media consultant and charity campaigner.
Social Media Manager for BritMums, the UK's largest parent blogging network
Freelance clients include Firefly Communications and Save the Children UK.
Works with brands on marketing projects. Examples include Visit Orlando, Give As You Live, Coca-Cola and Kodak.
Cambridge Law graduate with many years experience working across three sectors in advice, media relations, events, training and project management.
Available for hire at affordable rates.
Handcrafted with by Stacey Corrin.