Grandad is 84 years young.
He is intrigued by my blogging efforts although has the sense not to read my blog.
Yesterday, he brought him some writing he had done which he says shows how fascinating he finds the English Language.
So here is Grandad’s very first blog post. He will ask me what comments it received so I am hoping you leave some.
“An Army CORPS was operating in the country after a COUP against the government.
A group of them under a CORPORAL were passing through a COPSE when they found a CORPSE.
The soldiers spotted a captain driving by in his COUPE and went to him to report their find.
The officer did not want to know and told the CORPORAL to ring the COPS from the nearby CO-OP.
The man responsible for the death was later discovered hiding in a hen COOP and finished up in COURT.
“It’s a fair COP” he told the judge who replied “Right, you’ve COPPED 20 years hard labour”
Dad says he is calling his short story “Cor Blimey!”
Over to you!