My son and husband decided to take the dog for a walk.
Then my son said he would grab a snack first.
As he sat next to me eating, I nudged him and said “Come on Mister, the dog needs his walk”.
My husband commented, “He’s not your Mister, I am! He is Master”
My son disagreed, “No Dad. You are her Master!”
My husband dissolved into something between abject terror and a giggle.
“Do you think Dad is really my Master?” I asked.
“Only if you want him to be. It’s your choice.” replied my son.
There endeth today’s lesson.