My 84 year old Dad has asked me to share this with you.
He thought he had lung cancer and decided to telephone for a doctor’s appointment.
He picked up the phone and ..
A For doctor’s appointment, press 1
B Type in your date of birth
C Type in your telephone number
D. Press Star
E. Wait and enjoy (?) some music
F. Appointment date given
G. Press SOS if this is convenient
H. Robot answers and gives a diagnosis
I. Press 666 if agree with diagnosis
K. Robot informs you that the date of your funeral is next Friday at midnight
HELL- Press Ash to comply
The good news is that Dad did finally get an appointment and also got the all clear.
He lives to blog another day.