I don’t wake to the sound of you in the shower.
There is no cup of coffee delivered to the side of my bed.
There are no sneaky brunches or lunches.
I have to cook my own meals
Egg butties and steak dinners are non-existent
And the precursor to egg butties is also absent without leave
If I want to have a rant, there is nobody to listen
Passionate ideas also go unheard
Nobody laughs out loud at my witticisms
Loading the dishwasher in haphazard fashion does not work
Who knew that I would miss anal? (Keep it clean people)
I wake in the night and I can’t snuggle up close
As you can see, I ain’t missing you at all!
Well maybe a little bit.