I ain’t missing you at all

I don’t wake to the sound of you in the shower.

There is no cup of coffee delivered to the side of my bed.

There are no sneaky brunches or lunches.

I have to cook my own meals

Egg butties and steak dinners are non-existent

And the precursor to egg butties is also absent without leave

If I want to have a rant, there is nobody to listen

Passionate ideas also go unheard

Nobody laughs out loud at my witticisms

Loading the dishwasher in haphazard fashion does not work

Who knew that I would miss anal? (Keep it clean people)

I wake in the night and I can’t snuggle up close

As you can see, I ain’t missing you at all!

Well maybe a little bit.

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