Brand New You? They haven’t a clue!

There was a sad woman on telly
who hoped she was shrinking my belly
She said Brand New You
I escaped to the loo
And went to the kitchen for jelly!

brand new you

Dedicated to Lorraine Kelly.

Prose for Thought


  1. Cara January 8, 2017 / 8:10 pm

    Tee hee.

  2. Verily Victoria Vocalises January 10, 2017 / 11:45 am

    Short but very very sweet! I am so with you on these telly people trying to make you thin (not that it really matters to me right now!). Great to see you back on Prose for Thought – thanks for linking up.

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