My secret online love affair

My secret online love affair.

We met online.

It is easy to be cynical about what can come from the Internet. However, one of my friends found a husband that way so I decided to give it a whirl.

It was fun whilst my husband was at work to look at all those images. They all had something to offer but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you stood out.

I tried to resist and put you out of my mind.

It didn’t work. I embarked on a secret love affair.

I thought about your good looks and what you might do for me.

I really believed you could change my life.

I had to meet you.

You didn’t disappoint. Tall and slim. Fresh and powerful.

It was inevitable.

Things got steamy.

We didn’t make it upstairs and did it on the kitchen floor.

When I asked your real name, you said it was Vax.

I love my new steam cleaner.

Cuddle Fairy
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17 Comments

  1. Midlife Singlemum May 16, 2014 / 3:54 pm

    LOL – I was totally taken in until the bit about doing it on the kitchen floor, then I got confused. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Chris Nash May 16, 2014 / 7:01 pm

    Absolutely brilliant.

  3. Chrissie Metcalf (Kristina) May 16, 2014 / 7:37 pm

    Fantastic. The bit about getting steamy made me giggle (and get weird looks.)

  4. Mari May 18, 2014 / 2:43 pm

    Ha ha! You had me right till the end, brilliant blog post ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Mel May 19, 2014 / 10:04 pm

    Ha ha, just had a good laugh! Brilliantly written, I did not see it coming! Mel

  6. Verily Victoria Vocalises May 21, 2014 / 8:40 pm

    Kate! I was completely drawn in by that – brilliant piece of writing ๐Ÿ™‚ Lovely to see you linking up again with Prose for Thought, thank you. Thank you also for your amazing comment on my poem, I am so pleased you enjoyed it xx

  7. MyLifeMylove August 27, 2014 / 5:26 pm

    Ahh, that’s brilliant!!!! I believed you the whole way through! Xx

  8. Mum in Meltdown August 27, 2014 / 8:30 pm

    LOL Blimey you had me going there…….. actually I’m quite jealous I would love a steam cleaner! #mmwbh

  9. Amy squires August 28, 2014 / 7:58 pm

    Hahaha This made me laugh out loud. I think I would fall in love too is I had one!

    Thanks for linking up to MMWBH over on In my bubble this week! xx

  10. Single Mum Speaks February 9, 2016 / 11:32 pm

    I have never come across a home steam cleaner, and find myself wondering if it’s dangerous? I’m guessing not if it’s a household implement. I am not one for chores or cleaning so totally clueless, but it sounds like a very useful thing to have! #twinklytuesday

  11. Candace February 14, 2016 / 8:51 am

    Really could do with a good steam cleaner right now

  12. Sarah Eliza February 19, 2016 / 9:42 pm

    Hahaha I’m a recent convert to the beauty of the steam-cleaning way! Very funny post. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Found you via #FridayFrolics!

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