
How to cope with bladder weakness and smile too
Give me a break. Bladder weakness is a sign that you have earned your stripes as a woman. So I thought I would share my ode to female incontinence and some tips on how to cope with bladder weakness.
It’s everywhere and nowhere, lady,
That’s where it’s at
Women won’t talk about it
but they know where it’s at
Giving up across this country
and feeling flat
Saying everything is groovy
When it’s owt but that!
And it’s hi-ho panty lining
Anywhere you go now, lady
I see your eyes are shining and you can board the bus
Cos you’ve got life sussed
Wees are in your knickers, lady
You’re just like me
You have got your age and family,
Only nothing’s for free
Bladder’s a-gonna get you someday,
Just wait and see
So pop on your Tena Lady
And celebrate with me
And it’s hi-ho panty lining
Anywhere you go, well, lady
I see the sun is shining and your’re one of us
If bladder weakness you discuss
At home or away, I rely on Tena Lady and strongly suspect if I asked you to “Lend me a Tena!” you might have one in your bag too. Like I say it means you have your stripes!
TENA Lady are the UKβs number one female bladder weakness brand. Their recent survey into bladder weakness found up to half of all British women (47 per cent) have experienced bladder weakness so I think we need to talk about it more. Let’s raise awareness and reduce stigma. Do you have any tips on how to cope with bladder weakness that you are willing to share with my readers?
Check out the TENA website for more information and free product samples.

6 Comments
Kim Carberry
hahaha! This is brilliant. It made me laugh out loud….
emma
I can so relate, love this so much
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Rosie @Eco-Gites of Lenault
Excellent and I laughed so much some of my tear may have reached my legs π #Prose4T
Claire Kirby
Brilliant. Trampolines are not my friend these days! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
Verily Victoria Vocalises
This is brilliantly done Kate! I love it! Very funny π Thank you so much for linking to Prose for Thought – it is great to see you xx
JuggleMum, Nadine Hill
We have definitely earned our stripes!! Great post!